Funny Random Advice Quotes

He’s so lame, when you look up lame on wikipedia, it’s got a picture of narcissus—only the. The remind me to step away, ask me to change my perspective or give me reason to laugh. “leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs.

My bed is a magical place where i suddenly remember everything i forgot to do. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” —mitch hedberg 2. Playing a sport teaches you everything about life.

As you grow up and meet different people, you are likely to get different pieces of advice, some of which are just random and downright funny.

I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with them later.” —mitch hedberg 2. 60 short & funny motivational quotes 1. Good friends eat your food.” funny words of wisdom friends Not taking risks is life’s biggest gamble.