Funny Quotes About Being A Mom

25 funny parenting quotes that will have you saying so true. Because laughing is better than crying. Funny quotes about being a mom all mothers are powered by love, fueled by caffeine, and sustained by wine.

Funny quotes about being a mom all mothers are powered by love, fueled by caffeine, and sustained by wine. My full name is mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mommmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” “being a mom means kids banging on the bathroom door begging for a snack while dad is in the kitchen…eating a snack.” “if i ever go missing, follow my kids. That’s what makes it so difficult.” — ewan mcgregor “the only man who has stolen my heart is my son.” — sandra bullock “i became the kind of parent my mother was to me.” — maya angelou

You may want to steer clear of the mom in question.

As kids we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood. Because laughing is better than crying. To a child’s ear, “mother” is magic in any language. What you have when there are too many witnesses.” @rebel circus